they need to just BURY HIM!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Randomize
