So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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