evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
That's how pantless uber rides happen
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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