some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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