Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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