Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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