Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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