Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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