I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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