On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
the raccoons are back...
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