Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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