shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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