i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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