it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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