If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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