I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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