you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
How's work?
Spinning.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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