Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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