if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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