Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'm having to shit out rocks
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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