I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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