Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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