Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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