Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
