You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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