awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The uberlube is also flammable
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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