Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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