Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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