it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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