I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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