i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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