4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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