Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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