I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I love having hate sex.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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