I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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