She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
