I smell stomach acid.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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