The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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