So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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