Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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