I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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