so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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