And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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