cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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