i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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