there's paper in my vomit.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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