Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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