Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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