We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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