Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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