He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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